(designed 4 1600x900)

Welcome 2 the brand new version of my site................

All the same great inconsistency and overreaching art direction, none of the old "web 1.0 badcrust jerkoff" aesthetic!!

pretend "Orgy - Beautiful Disgrace" is playing here.

Im back w newfound design philosophy, ideas, dreams, etc and ready 2 make a new peak site just 4 myself and linking 2 various thingz of mine, so b ready 4 a WAY more solid site.. one with less clutter and MORE goodieness (because i have frontpage 2000 now. i still kno how 2 clean up my code DUH)

Press any buttonz in the navigation menu 2 the left 2 begin when ur done hyping urself up 2 handle all the new cool features.............................